Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 19, 2016
Transcript:
I'm surrounded!! In 2012, Rebekah Speight of Dakota City, Nebraska, sold a three-year-old chicken nugget thought to resemble George Washington on eBay for $8100! China is bordered by 14 countries! Stinkin' cute! The Zorrilla, or striped polecat, is considered the smelliest animal in the world!
I have got to figure something out so I can cash in on those e-bay loonies. Surely there’s something I can come up with. Maybe John Lennon on a waffle or something.