Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 02, 2018

… But if you try that with a bighorn sheep, the process is called “Getting the crap kicked out of you.”

very impressive with the fighter jet

The sheep are wondering why they’re too cheap to buy a razor.

I bet the sheep ain’t too crazy about “rooing”. You can snatch anyone’s hair out if ya pull hard enough

That’s one Blackbird that didn’t sing in the dead of night.

But how does the sheep feel about it?

So, it’s the French causing all the overload of carbon dioxide! Don’t open any more bottles of champagne, it will end up being the world’s biggest carbon sink.

I don’t like champagne. I wonder if anybody does.

They still gives them that potion to the sheeps or their genetic was finally modified to do that?

You can do that with any sheep, but it hurts like hell.

Is there pressure in “normal” bottles? What the heck does that mean; normal carbonated, normal plastic water bottles?

The SR-71 is not a “Fighter Jet”. It is for aerial surveillance from a high altitude.

Don’t try it on a kangaroo.

Not a fighter jet, a reconnaissance aircraft.

then why was it retired ?

I had one fly over me very low while deer hunting in Idaho, It’s coming felt like an earthquake (no noise) it’s passing like a tornado – looked straight into the exhaust as it dipped following the earth’s contour – a true marvel….