Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for May 24, 2019

And rhinos die because the Chinese think that will make their sex organs stay hard longer. Get the same results from fingernails. NONE!!!

How is one going to cash in a cheque when written on toilet paper?

So can we sell our surplus hair and nails to the Chinese for their sex aids and save the rhinos?

Don’t write a check on the rhino horn. It may charge you.

According to Google, there are twelve times as many trees as there are stars in the Milky Way.

Now we know the true use of a rhino horn. To scratch!

And soon there will be lesser trees on Earth than the number of planets in a solar system.

I present a good price for my nail clippings.

And there are more Democrats running for president than there are trees on Earth.

Talk about being flush with cash!

Everyone says there aren’t enough trees. But I’m watching them falling on everything west and south.

Estimated by whom?

There are 14 billion trees just in Michigan: https://www.canr.msu.edu/news/counting_trees

More Trees than Stars. Hopefully, we can’t destroy them all.

Urban legends live, at Ripley’s Believe it or … NOT.

Someone needs to explain the rhino horn thing to those who still poach rhinos for their horns. It’s not an aphrodisiac, it’s just a phallic face toenail.

How do you make such an estimate regarding the number of stars vs. the number of trees?

So, can I save all that money on Viagra if I start biting my nails again?

If it works, will you be flush with cash?

The galaxy is soooo much bigger than a finite Earth….

I say everyone print a copy of this and try to cash a toliet paper check tomorrow….who’s with me???? (shame my printer is down)

the galaxy has 100-250 billion stars in it, that’s A LOT of trees…

So sad, ignorant people are killing these beautiful creatures believing eating this horn will better their sex life. We have a long way to go!

Ah, but we’re doing our best to reduce the number of trees every day…

Obviously you would use it to buy toiletries !!!

Don’t believe it! There are 2,005,934,832 trees, but there are 2,005,934,833 stars. The stars win!