Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for October 15, 2019

did that elephant from roughly a century ago see its pink brethren?

But he really shouldn’t have tried standing with all four feet on the bar stool after drinking the whiskey. That was embarrassing.

How did he get the caps off the whiskey?

I heard that Impkins & Patsnozzle was there egging him on.

I’ve heard of a drunken rampage, but that puts a whole new spin on it!

. . . and the legend of the Sedro-Woolley mammoth was born.

Tusko was the name of a mammoth in the old Dino Boy cartoons. Maybe he was named after this elephant.

Bartender tried that,“We don’t serve your kind here,” line; it didn’t go over too well.

Birth of the Republican Party?

Of course it was Ramen.

MAN !! WHAT a hangover!!!

Re the bathtub: there is no reason for the first “Gold” in the description!

I’m glad the bathtub was solid, otherwise Iron Mike would have passed right through it.

If Iron Mike still has the tub, he’s got a lot of financial security there. Except for the fear that now it’s public knowledge and someone else is sure to covet it.

How do you stop a drunk elephant from charging? Take away his credit card! (An oldie, but a goody!) :-)

Good taste. Was it George Dickel Tennessee sour mash? Number 12? I respect that elephant.

NOT

A drunken elephant. Wonder what that looked like?

At about $1500 per ounce, that would mean this tub only weighs 91.7 pounds. Or in other words, somehow they made a tub out of 3.7 standard gold bars (400 troy ounces). that would be a pretty thin tub.

Drunk in the trunk.

“An thash wat I shoulda shaid to that really rude Tarshan…”

If the elephant wasn’t wild before he drank the whiskey, I’ll bet he was dancing on the tables shortly thereafter…

I wonder if the elephant saw pink people.