Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for August 16, 2020

ϟ All units: Be on the lookout for two seedy-looking characters…ϟ

Was the 1957 flu pandemic a relapse of the 1918 flu pandemic 39 years prior?

A plea of insanity won’t work because they definitely weren’t out of their gourd.

The hen is saying “whew!”? The rooster must be really tuckered out…

Wasn’t The Big Mac in direct response to Nixon’s Wage and Price Controls?

As many people know, it wasn’t McDonalds or Ray Kroc that created the Big Mac. It was created in 1967 by a franchise owner named Jim Delligatti.

And watermelon heads are fixing to vote for dopey don. It’s our right to wear watermelon heads with no masks.

Fortunately, chickens like to make more chickens.

Note for those with egg allergies… Most vaccines using the egg process have been found to be safe for you. The former advice to remain under observation for thirty minutes after vaccination has been rescinded.

For those with severe allergic reactions to eggs, there are usually versions using animal-cell grown, inactivated or dead viruses. Just be sure your doctor knows so that he/she can take appropriate precautions.

I wonder if they taste like ice cream too.

One of my favorite McDonald sandwiches. Ask for an extra filet (nominal extra cost) and a lemon slice. Take the wife with you and bring a table candle. That’s romantic living!

The Filet O Fish was created due to the fact that many Catholics refused to eat burgers on Fridays during Lent. Mickey D’s tried to fix that with the Hula Burger, which turned out to be a commercial flop. So it was replaced by a fish sandwich.

Wait, are they finally including the extra Sunday panel here too?

I can see the robbers at Food Lion:

Whatta think Carl; you think this one here will fit?

Carl: I ain’t certain. Hold it up side your head.

I think they were auditioning to be new Dick Tracy villains.

On this day in history on August 16 1977 Elvis Presley dies of a heart attack in the upstairs bedroom suite area of his Graceland Mansion in Memphis, Tennessee.

Did we shut down the world because of the flu….nooooo….people are such babies these days

I always forget about the Filet O’ Fish. I don’t think I’ve ever had it. If I want fish I’m certainly not thinking about McDonalds!

The ice cream tulip is pretty, but it tastes like chicken…

The Filet-o-Fish was likely an invented enough concept before McDonald’s became a name; the Big Mac at least had a “secret sauce”.

No. The 1918 flu was due to unsanitary conditions. The 1957 flu was easier because we cleaned up our act. The 2020 covid fake pandemic is due to the worldwide deep-state looters panicking over their exposure to so many awakened people now. It is nothing more than the common flu with much more political hype and a strong virtue signaling public

“The filet of fish has been on the McDonald’s menu longer than the Big Mac.”

It must be stale by now.

Those Virginia robbers give Roughrider fans a bad name.

“All right, hand over your spoons!”

Take care and gesundheit.

https://www.insider.com/ May 19, 2020, 11:03 AM Police in Louisa, VA, arrested a man they say stole liquor from a convenience store wearing a watermelon with eye holes over his head. The man, Justin M. Rogers, was 20 at the time of the alleged theft. Louisa Police removed a post about the incident from their Facebook page because of all the attention it was garnering. They are investigating the second person seen with a melon-head, but believe they know who the person is.

I don’t remember a pandemic in 1957.

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Although it’s not on the menu, at some Mickey D’s u can ask for a double fish which has two patties. Of course it costs more but not as much as getting two filet-o-fishes.

Well. There’s a flower that should get small children interested – and sick…

I went to McDonalds long before Big Mac’s were added to the menu.