I know a joke about a fisherman, and I think I can make it fit with a few modifications:
A fisherman is walking home with a big bag, and he sees his friend and says “I caught some mutant sharks today! Got them in the bag here.”
So his friend says “Hey, if I can guess how many mutant sharks you have, can I have one?”
And the fisherman scoffs and says “If you can possibly guess that in one try, you can have both of them!”
I know a joke about a fisherman, and I think I can make it fit with a few modifications:
A fisherman is walking home with a big bag, and he sees his friend and says “I caught some mutant sharks today! Got them in the bag here.”
So his friend says “Hey, if I can guess how many mutant sharks you have, can I have one?”
And the fisherman scoffs and says “If you can possibly guess that in one try, you can have both of them!”