Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for December 03, 2021

The Spanish turnip fight seems more dangerous than the Spanish tomato fight in Buñol; you’d get concussions and buildings broken windows rather than soiled clothes and soiled buildings.

Very much on point here, and shockingly true.

Anyone who thinks onions are the only vegetable that makes you cryhas never been hit in the face with a turnip.

One more to follow.

Several generals from different countries are sitting together in a bar. After a some while of small talk, the american general starts bragging about how the US Army was recently able to improve the nutritional value of their field rations to 4000 Calories. To which the russian general replies: “Bull-ony! There is no way on Earth one soldier could eat 18 kilograms of turnips in one day!”.

Until next time.

I bet that’s just their way of getting rid of turnips. Fun to grow, terrible to eat.

Nothing says festive fun like pelting someone with turnips!

I’ll volunteer to be run out of town due to having food thrown at me. One request though… Could you pelt me with marshmallows instead of turnips?

I figured that turnips had to be good for SOMEthing.

What do they do if the costumed man doesn’t turnip???

That’s what he gets for falling off the turnip truck in the first place.

Take care, may obscure baseball pitcher Lefty “I Throw With My Right Hand But My Left Hand Is For Everything Else” O’Walkord be with you, and gesundheit.

Another stretch this morning – What does the due date or birth date have anything to do with where the brothers live? In my backyard, I watched as a leaf fell down from an Oak tree from about 40 feet, and landed right in my dog’s water dish. Certainly this is RBION worthy.

As a father of twins I can only say that the birth of the Kershaws’ children is just another manifestation of the powers of twins.

I always hated turnips until I started eating them raw. They are much better raw than cooked.

i’ve been sliding downhill my whole life

Ropoto is now a tourist attraction for X game enthusiasts

Amen brother!

My best friend lived in north Texas and I lived in south Texas. This was waay before cellphones, way back in 1968.. Two weeks after giving birth to my daughter,I found out my bestie had given birth to her son. Same day, 7 hours after my daughter was born. And 57 years later, we are still best friends!!!

Were those pickled turnips? Sliced or whole? You call this accurate information when you don’t even know all the facds?