For those of you who have lived in TX, you’ll understand this. If you haven’t – this may give you some insight! And if you’re thinking of moving or visiting there, I’m thinking this may be a helpful tip for you!
One day, “MY MOM” a very normal Texas lady was drivin’ across a high bridge in Austin.
As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin’ to jump. (“fixin” in Texas means: has the means or abilities to take action)
She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said,“Please don’t jump! Think of your dear mother and father.”
He replied, “My mom and dad are both dead; I’m going to jump.”
She said, “Well, think of your sweet wife and precious children.”
He replied, “I’m not married, and I don’t have any kids.”
She said, “Well, then you just remember the Alamo.”
He replied,’What’s the Alamo?’’
She replied, "Well, bless your little heart! You just go ahead and jump you Yankee, b#st#rd. You’re holding up traffic”
For those of you who have lived in TX, you’ll understand this. If you haven’t – this may give you some insight! And if you’re thinking of moving or visiting there, I’m thinking this may be a helpful tip for you!
One day, “MY MOM” a very normal Texas lady was drivin’ across a high bridge in Austin.
As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin’ to jump. (“fixin” in Texas means: has the means or abilities to take action)
She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said,“Please don’t jump! Think of your dear mother and father.”
He replied, “My mom and dad are both dead; I’m going to jump.”
She said, “Well, think of your sweet wife and precious children.”
He replied, “I’m not married, and I don’t have any kids.”
She said, “Well, then you just remember the Alamo.”
He replied,’What’s the Alamo?’’
She replied, "Well, bless your little heart! You just go ahead and jump you Yankee, b#st#rd. You’re holding up traffic”