A guy goes to see his doctor with a complaint of pain. So the nurse comes in with a dog, and lets the dog sniff the guy. Then the nurse leaves and comes back with a cat. Cat sniffs guy, too; nurse leaves. “What was that about??” cries the patient. “I’m telling you, I’m in pain, and you bring animals!” The vet says “You needed a Lab Test and a Cat Scan.”
Very old but wholesome:
A guy goes to see his doctor with a complaint of pain. So the nurse comes in with a dog, and lets the dog sniff the guy. Then the nurse leaves and comes back with a cat. Cat sniffs guy, too; nurse leaves. “What was that about??” cries the patient. “I’m telling you, I’m in pain, and you bring animals!” The vet says “You needed a Lab Test and a Cat Scan.”