One day a man was enjoying a pint at a pub located near Buckingham Palace. While he sat there, he couldn’t help but notice another man drinking pint after pint with a gloomy face. Being a nice fellow, he decided to chat with the gentleman, and had the barkeep buy him a pint, as he sat next to him.
“Say, Old Chap, why are you so down?”
“My eef’ing life sucks!”
“It can’t be that bad. What is it you do for a living?”
“I am the keeper of Her Majesties Corgis”
“You don’t say? That must be fascinating work!”
“No it’s horrible. Imagine having to deal with multiple generations of inbreeding. Those eef’ers run around like crazy and are constantly barking and yapping. Hell, last week, one of them buggers bit me on the hand!”
“Oh.. I could imagine this makes the Corgis hard to deal with.”
CORGIS
One day a man was enjoying a pint at a pub located near Buckingham Palace. While he sat there, he couldn’t help but notice another man drinking pint after pint with a gloomy face. Being a nice fellow, he decided to chat with the gentleman, and had the barkeep buy him a pint, as he sat next to him.
“Say, Old Chap, why are you so down?”
“My eef’ing life sucks!”
“It can’t be that bad. What is it you do for a living?”
“I am the keeper of Her Majesties Corgis”
“You don’t say? That must be fascinating work!”
“No it’s horrible. Imagine having to deal with multiple generations of inbreeding. Those eef’ers run around like crazy and are constantly barking and yapping. Hell, last week, one of them buggers bit me on the hand!”
“Oh.. I could imagine this makes the Corgis hard to deal with.”
“I wasn’t talking about the dogs.”