Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for May 15, 2022

Big deal, I can ice skate in my penthouse while watching a solar eclipse every day.

good work, coral

I sure hope those corals start selling that sunscreen. My skin needs a make over

Is skinny dipping allowed?

I wonder, if you own your own plane are you still required to take a charter flight to get to the lodge. Also, how about hiking to it.

Well, the Finland travel package probably appeals to a lot of Americans! Could I get a sled with a recliner to see the fjords?

Uh Oh !

Don’t attend Mr. Parker’s party in formal attire.

ha! that lodge starts at $20,000 for four days for two people…

“The farthest point” or “the limit of any journey” is how Google translates the Latin expression"Ultima Thule". “The middle of nowhere” would probably work just as well.

An oldie but still a goodie:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says, ’I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.’ After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, ‘Who was that?’ ‘It was Bob, the next door neighbor,’ she replies.

‘Great,’ the husband says, ‘did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?’

I wonder how they built the Alaskan Lodge without vehicles, such as trucks, backhoes, and so on. I wonder how they got the materials in. I’d like to see this on a one hour cable tv show.

In honor of this evening’s eclipse, let me present the following:

Is it a solar or lunar eclipse where the sun passes in front of the moon?Neither. That would be the apoca-clipse.

There’s a lunar eclipse, and the Sun and Moon are aligned.

The Moon says “Hello Mr Sun, I don’t come across you very often!”

The Sun arrogantly turns his nose up and replies “Yes well, we move in different circles”.

The coral, like most other species on this planet, have seen temperature swings before in history and have learned to adapt.