I’ve smelled Fox lure (scent) before. An old timer in our neighborhood had some. Handy to have if you needed to purge your stomach. Mother of God, does it reek
The North Pole isn’t known for its long growing seasons. My theory is that Santa pulls a “Krampus” on the Naughty women who stay up late to sit on Santa’s lap and brings them home to feed the elves. That’s the missing clause or Misses Claus
In our family, her name is Belle Snickles. Waaaay before Elf on a Shelf, she brought little goodies like Life Savers, or peppermints daily if kids were good in those fraught days just before Christmas.
Leroy 11 months ago
That’s because she’s the subordinate Claus.
The dude from FL Premium Member 11 months ago
I bet there are a million laws from the past that they simply forgot about them. AND occasionly a lawyer will unearth it for good or bad!
The Duke 11 months ago
I just called Mrs. Claus “Ma”.
Bilan 11 months ago
They both wear red. Is that a coincidence?
SpaceBuckaroo 11 months ago
Betty Claus?
therese_callahan2002 11 months ago
At least one Christmas special calls her Jessica.
PaulAbbott2 11 months ago
I’ve smelled Fox lure (scent) before. An old timer in our neighborhood had some. Handy to have if you needed to purge your stomach. Mother of God, does it reek
comixbomix 11 months ago
I thought her name was “Subordinate”…?
19JRL44 11 months ago
Mrs Claus does have a first name, Mary of course; as in Mary Christmas
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 11 months ago
I think her first name is Sandy, sounds right.
markhughw 11 months ago
Her first name is Kat.
goboboyd 11 months ago
Enid. Enid May Vorstein-Claus. Though, I haven’t received a card from her in years.
walt1968pat Premium Member 11 months ago
Gray wolves have similar glands.
oakie817 11 months ago
so a police officer gave a 9 year old a ticket for throwing a snowball?
oish 11 months ago
The North Pole isn’t known for its long growing seasons. My theory is that Santa pulls a “Krampus” on the Naughty women who stay up late to sit on Santa’s lap and brings them home to feed the elves. That’s the missing clause or Misses Claus
kappy.mrnustik Premium Member 11 months ago
In our family, her name is Belle Snickles. Waaaay before Elf on a Shelf, she brought little goodies like Life Savers, or peppermints daily if kids were good in those fraught days just before Christmas.
WCraft Premium Member 11 months ago
A neighbor girl, born on Christmas, was named Merry Carol.
Jimmyk939 11 months ago
Seriously‽ Mrs Claus’ first name is Holly! Always was, always will be. Merry Christmas all, believe it or not
Teto85 Premium Member 11 months ago
We live in Comox, BC. We have a copy of that paper.
Buckeye67 11 months ago
Hey Satanism is the next big thing among the woke population.
tejloro 11 months ago
Her name is Jessica!