A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the super bowl game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”
“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was… ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!”
I just discovered that GoComics has banned the slant character when used to divide two words without spaces. You will see: “URLs are not allowed in the comments”under the comment block.
I’d think, since the astronauts will have to spend an extended time in a small space with Russian astronauts, they’d want, and need, to learn Russian, to function up there. That makes more sense than just needing it for the ride!
IIRC, Russian cosmonauts also have to learn English. I read somewhere that astronauts & cosmonauts are required to speak each other’s language when communicating, so they don’t take off running in their own language & risk having their listeners miss something important. Not sure thether that’s true, but it does make some sense!
jjoddfellow 8 months ago
I think the Russians would know English. They might of spoke several languages.
Leroy 8 months ago
Wow, that is good to know. I will definitely get caught up on all my whistling before I go into space.
j_m_kuehl 8 months ago
Ho many astronauts still try
Firebat 8 months ago
I thought Space-X had taken that business.
Pickled Pete 8 months ago
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the super bowl game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”
“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was… ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!”
cornshell 8 months ago
Is that the Great Gazoo watching the Super Bowl?
rdfrdf Premium Member 8 months ago
A little out of date now with space X
Indiana Guy 8 months ago
The only Russian I know is “da”, “nyet”, and “vodka”.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 8 months ago
I just discovered that GoComics has banned the slant character when used to divide two words without spaces. You will see: “URLs are not allowed in the comments”under the comment block.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 8 months ago
I suppose that rules out farting, also when doing EVA’s?
Solarbear Premium Member 8 months ago
I’d think, since the astronauts will have to spend an extended time in a small space with Russian astronauts, they’d want, and need, to learn Russian, to function up there. That makes more sense than just needing it for the ride!
oakie817 8 months ago
well if Taylor had been alive and fell for Neil…
WCraft Premium Member 8 months ago
In terms of percentage of people on earth in 1969 vs the time of the Super Bowl LVIII in 2024 The moon landing would still win.
h.v.greenman 8 months ago
I thought the Space X Dragon capsule took over the duties of taking American astronauts to the ISS
anomalous4 8 months ago
IIRC, Russian cosmonauts also have to learn English. I read somewhere that astronauts & cosmonauts are required to speak each other’s language when communicating, so they don’t take off running in their own language & risk having their listeners miss something important. Not sure thether that’s true, but it does make some sense!
freakfreaky321 8 months ago
Thanks, Taylor, for the record SB LVII viewership!
olds_cool63 8 months ago
The “moon landing in 1969”….hahhahha…
Ron Bauerle 8 months ago
If the pressure’s that low, how can they breathe? Or does it just not support the high frequency of a whistle?