A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot with a sign on the cage that said $50..
‘Why so little?’ she asked the pet store owner.
The pet store owner looked at her and said, ‘Look, I should tell you first this bird used to live in a house of prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.’
The woman thought about it and decided to have the bird anyway.
She took the bird home and hung its cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, ‘New house, new madam.’
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication but then thought ‘That’s not really so bad.’
When her two teenage daughters returned home from school that afternoon, the bird saw them and said, ‘New house, new madam, new girls.’
The girls and woman laughed about the situation, considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, the woman’s husband Keith came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, ‘Hi, Keith!’
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 2 months ago
Quite the inspiration.
cdnalor about 2 months ago
I guess if I had to, I would rather wear plastic shoes than wooden ones. Much quieter.
kaycstamper about 2 months ago
I tried on some when in Denmark & Holland, and they’re heavy, unyielding, uncomfortable. Nope!
mindjob about 2 months ago
Fefe is the fragrance preferred by Pepe Le Pew
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 2 months ago
Well, that band is definitely for the birds.
Pickled Pete about 2 months ago
‘Why so little?’ she asked the pet store owner.
The pet store owner looked at her and said, ‘Look, I should tell you first this bird used to live in a house of prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.’
The woman thought about it and decided to have the bird anyway.
She took the bird home and hung its cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, ‘New house, new madam.’
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication but then thought ‘That’s not really so bad.’
When her two teenage daughters returned home from school that afternoon, the bird saw them and said, ‘New house, new madam, new girls.’
The girls and woman laughed about the situation, considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, the woman’s husband Keith came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, ‘Hi, Keith!’
sarahbowl1 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Today’s is fun (and not icky, lol)!
stamps about 2 months ago
Does Fefé smell like roadkill?
cupertino jay about 2 months ago
our outstanding college men’s basketball coach, waay out west, often wears Crocs, sometimes at games #believe it or don’t
gene06825 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Crocs are evil…
Pickled Pete about 2 months ago
A guy I knew who had married a Dutch girl, described her as “wooden shoes, wooden head, and wooden listen!”
goboboyd about 2 months ago
Klompen.
comixbomix about 2 months ago
“Inspired” might not be the right word.