Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for October 31, 2024

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    Leroy  about 11 hours ago

    “No No No! I said Which cakes are on sale! Which cakes, Which cakes!!”

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    Pickled Pete  about 11 hours ago

    All about a Black Cat

    The Pope is engaged in an intellectual debate with an atheist. Fed up with the atheist’s irreverence towards the leader of the Catholic world, the Pope finally snaps at him,

    “Arguing with you is impossible!” the pontiff proclaims. “You cannot speak of God in such a way. You look for the Lord like a blind man, in a dark room, looking for a black cat that isn’t even there!”

    The atheist is silent for a moment, but then says: “We are not so dissimilar. You are also a blind man, in a dark room, looking for a black cat, that isn’t even there. The difference is that you claim to have found it.”

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    Zykoic  about 9 hours ago

    They are giving the poor dog ergotism.

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    The Duke  about 7 hours ago

    Witches cakes are ok but I’d stay away from the poop biscuits!

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    J. R. M.   about 6 hours ago

    If Vlad was vegan, I’m sure everyone around him would have known.

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    Gent  about 6 hours ago

    Vlad the vegetarian eh. Well he was cruel to plants see.

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 4 hours ago

    Vlad…impales by comparison.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 4 hours ago

    “Well they don’t represent me!” ~ Fred the Tapanuli

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    Pickled Pete  about 4 hours ago

    ~ ~ Believe It or Not ~ ~

    Oct. 31, 1999

    Yachtsman Jesse Martin returns to Melbourne after 11 months of circumnavigating the world, solo, non-stop and unassisted.
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    Kidon Ha-Shomer  about 4 hours ago

    and the dog would die of ergot poisoning, thus proving the person to be a witch???

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    h.v.greenman  about 4 hours ago

    So Vlad was credited with coiniing the proverb “You can’t get blood from a turnip”?

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    DawnQuinn1  about 4 hours ago

    Vlad Tepe may have been a vegan, but he was still a bloodthirsty fiend who loved to torture people so they died VERY slowly. Impaling heads on poles was one of the nicest things he did.

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    markhughw  about 4 hours ago

    There are about 6,000 species of mammals including 1400 species of bats. Insects make up 70% of animal species. It may be that bats are so successful as mammals because they can fly, they eat a lot of insects, the most prevalent animals, and because they can drink your blood!

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    kaycstamper  about 3 hours ago

    Yuck! Poor dog!

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member about 3 hours ago

    How did they collect the suspected witches urine? If they stole the victim’s chamber pot, then they are fouler than the witch they claim she be!

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member about 2 hours ago

    When Tepes was but a little Vlad, his mom was pleased that he ate all his vegetables like a good little Carpathian but was taken aback by his lack of interest in eating the meat. They say he drove her batty.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member about 2 hours ago

    I didn’t know that Andy Capps wife, Flo, was a witch hunter/gourmet chef. That explained why the dog refused to eat it so then she tried to serve it to Andy, who took one whiff of it and bolted to his favorite pub.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  about 1 hour ago

    I do not drink….wine. Hey,blood technically isn’t meat

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    cupertino jay  about 1 hour ago

    represent?? what’s with that

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    mindjob  about 1 hour ago

    Could Dracula have been a blood drinking vegan?

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 1 hour ago

    Normally I’d post my poem itself, but since it’s long, here’s a link: httPs://deckaRdcanine.drEamwidth.oRg/

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    oish  24 minutes ago

    But she owns a black cat and her dog eats the “treats” out of the litter box…

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