My wife likes it when I feel for braille on her .
I had bacon wrapped rockfish last month and I was tasty. But I wrapped the fillets, not the whole fish.
So, I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder.
I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, “Sonny, would you like some nuts? I’ve got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you’d like.”
“Sure.” I replied. She gave me a handful of nuts and went back to sit with her friends.
“What a nice lady,” I thought, while happily munching on the nuts.
A few minutes later, I felt another tap on my shoulder and there she was again, offering some nuts. I gladly accepted and she went back to her seat.
After about 10 minutes, she tapped me on the shoulder, once again offering some nuts.
I asked her, “Why don’t you eat them yourself?”
“Because we’ve got no teeth.” she replied.
“Then why do you buy them?” I asked.
“Oh, because we just love the chocolate around them.”
Reading books shouldn’t be a hobby! It’s getting to the stage when children don’t need to read some machine does it for then! I’m paraphrasing Zager and Evans here, but it’s coming true too soon.
I read a lot!
Calvin for dog catcher ! about 6 hours ago
My wife likes it when I feel for braille on her .
Cool Hand Luke Premium Member about 6 hours ago
I had bacon wrapped rockfish last month and I was tasty. But I wrapped the fillets, not the whole fish.
Pickled Pete about 5 hours ago
So, I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder.
I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, “Sonny, would you like some nuts? I’ve got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you’d like.”
“Sure.” I replied. She gave me a handful of nuts and went back to sit with her friends.
“What a nice lady,” I thought, while happily munching on the nuts.
A few minutes later, I felt another tap on my shoulder and there she was again, offering some nuts. I gladly accepted and she went back to her seat.
After about 10 minutes, she tapped me on the shoulder, once again offering some nuts.
I asked her, “Why don’t you eat them yourself?”
“Because we’ve got no teeth.” she replied.
“Then why do you buy them?” I asked.
“Oh, because we just love the chocolate around them.”
Freebyrd1 about 5 hours ago
Reading books shouldn’t be a hobby! It’s getting to the stage when children don’t need to read some machine does it for then! I’m paraphrasing Zager and Evans here, but it’s coming true too soon.
The Duke about 4 hours ago
I read a lot!