Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for September 02, 1996
September 01, 1996
September 03, 1996
Transcript:
It is morning, and the Guardian Angel knocks on Pasquale's window. Angel flies in and announces, "Morning sunshine for Pasquale Gumbo!" Pasquale wakes up and rubs his eyes. Angel says, "We offer free delivery within a radius of 93,000,000 miles!"
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So free delivery for half the year, eh? And not the half Pasquale’s in. From roughly April 5 through October 5, the sun is more than 93 million miles away. On September 2, it’s about 93.9 million miles away. So what’s the charge for that extra 900k miles? Will he get a bill?