Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for November 27, 1996

Transcript:

Jimbo stands outside his house and asks counselor, "Amazing Perplexkin, why does Rose constantly burn every lightbulb in the whole house?" Perplexkin answers, "She forgets to turn them off, Jimbo! Search your mind for a reason to like it!" Jimbo thinks and replies, "Well.. I suppose it discourages burglars!" Counselor says, "Bingo! Your happy marriage awaits!" Counselor walks off proudly saying, "Amazing Perplexkin alwayyy.." Inside Jimbo lovingly says, "Rose, honey, you forgot to turn on the basement lights.."