Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for April 13, 2000
Transcript:
Pasquale is taking a bath. Pasquale climbs out of the bathtub, wearing shoes. Pasquale walks along the bathroom floor, his shoes squaking. Facing his mother, who holds a towel, Pasquale drips on the floor in his wet shoes. He tells Rose, "Because squeaky shoes are a small price to pay for drain monster TOE PROTECTION, that's why!"