Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for September 20, 2003
Transcript:
"What is it about my 'Zen Shopping' that you find fault with?" "You don't VACILLATE! You don't SCHEME for discounts! You don't impute sinister motives to the clerks! You don't SUFFER!" "If I do all that, will I be an enlightened shopper like you?" "No, that's only the beginning! Next, you must RETURN your purchases!" "I do perceive a 'circle of life' beauty in that!"