Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for March 22, 2012

Our Siamese is death on socks. She used to chew them up, to the point where my wife threatened to give her the big sleep. I started playing fetch with a toy mouse. At the end of the game, she picks it up, gives it a hard shake, trots to her food bowl with it, and eats the dry food around the mouse. Our two males don’t dare take it out, they eat around it too. She still likes socks, but doesn’t chew them up anymore. This condition is called “pica” by the way. And this comment is called “too long.”