Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for September 14, 2014
Transcript:
Woman: Rose Gumbo. Wait until you hear what I overheard this morning! Rose: Shelly is the biggest gossip in town! I don't want to be a part of her petty little world! Woman: It involves a mutual acquantance... ...But it must stay between us...you cannot tell a single soul! Rose: Not a soul. Woman: I don't think there will be a problem if you happen to mention it to a few close friends! Rose: I won't be telling anyone...ever! Woman: You can't keep it to yourself! The rumor mill requires participation, Rose. Rose: I'm sorry... I won't break the promise I made to you! Tell someone else! Woman: If we all start embracing ethical guidelines the entire gossip industry will collapse!
Entire Gossip Industry? Oh what will the the gossip rags do with support of their industry; they would have to go back and print fictional stories.