Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for September 14, 2014
Transcript:
Woman: Rose Gumbo. Wait until you hear what I overheard this morning! Rose: Shelly is the biggest gossip in town! I don't want to be a part of her petty little world! Woman: It involves a mutual acquantance... ...But it must stay between us...you cannot tell a single soul! Rose: Not a soul. Woman: I don't think there will be a problem if you happen to mention it to a few close friends! Rose: I won't be telling anyone...ever! Woman: You can't keep it to yourself! The rumor mill requires participation, Rose. Rose: I'm sorry... I won't break the promise I made to you! Tell someone else! Woman: If we all start embracing ethical guidelines the entire gossip industry will collapse!
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member about 10 years ago
Yep, that works. Years ago I was tired of being in the middle of workplace drama so I vowed to never pass on gossip. Of course, I didn’t mind hearing the gossip but it always stopped at me. It was grand! I was both privy to the gossip without being part of the gossip. My therapist taught me that and it’s served me well for years.
Wren Fahel about 10 years ago
I have taken the stance of, if I can’t say it in front of the person, I won’t say it. I also warn people that I may want to “confirm” gossip with the source.
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
Entire Gossip Industry? Oh what will the the gossip rags do with support of their industry; they would have to go back and print fictional stories.
miscreant about 10 years ago
When people would start the conversation with “Did you hear?” I would respond, “Nope and I’m not going to start now.” and that would promptly end the conversation.
Comic Minister Premium Member about 10 years ago
Excellent pantsuit Shelly!!
colloc about 10 years ago
I grew up in a very small town. You want gossip? If you sneezed everybody in town had heard about it within 20 minutes.
dzw3030 about 10 years ago
“Gossip Industry”? Oh, you mean the “If it bleeds, it leads” news media.
princessfiona60 about 10 years ago
I need to print this one out and post it in the break room.
mischugenah about 10 years ago
Listen to all, believe little, repeat none.
sunchaunzo about 10 years ago
Works the same way with Republicans; let’s hope it catches on.
hk Premium Member about 2 years ago
I love when people start gossip. I say, “Wait, let me call (the person being talked about), they may want to hear this.” The shock on their face and gasp is worth noting.