Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for August 16, 2015

Transcript:

Pasquale: Last year I was as tall as this tree! You're not distributing growth fairly! I should be taller! Guardian: Let me process your complaint... Pasquale: I'm taller than the tree! Guardian: Yes. But there are a few responsibilities that come with this height! Pasquale: What are they? Guardian: Remain stationary with your arms outstretched. Pasquale: Why? Guardian: Birds will need a place to perch... I'll have to replace your hair with foliage! Pasquale: Make me regular size again! How about giving me the running and jumping abilities of a rabbit? Guardian: You're not going to like the fluffy tail and floppy ears!