Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for December 14, 2015
December 13, 2015
December 15, 2015
Transcript:
Bird: Is he taking it inside his house?
Squirrel: Yes! And then the family will adorn the branches with ornaments and fancy lights!
Bird: These makeover shows have gotten out of hand!
Forget the fearful turkey-caust of Thanksgiving: ignore the ignoble ritual disfigurement of Easter Eggs at Easter: fail to notice the nauseating calumnies heaped upon witches at Halloween: completely miss the malicious bonfiring of Guys just after that on the fifth of November (even though, since that’s only in England I don’t suppose it should matter too much to YOU)—-But DO NOT, do not ever, or for one moment forget, ignore, fail to notice or completely miss the tragic plight and sad, sad fate at this otherwise joyous time of year of…
Forget the fearful turkey-caust of Thanksgiving: ignore the ignoble ritual disfigurement of Easter Eggs at Easter: fail to notice the nauseating calumnies heaped upon witches at Halloween: completely miss the malicious bonfiring of Guys just after that on the fifth of November (even though, since that’s only in England I don’t suppose it should matter too much to YOU)—-But DO NOT, do not ever, or for one moment forget, ignore, fail to notice or completely miss the tragic plight and sad, sad fate at this otherwise joyous time of year of…
the sad fate of…of…CHRISTMAS TREES!!!http://howlandbolton.com/essays/read_more.php?sid=20