Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for March 27, 2016
March 26, 2016
March 28, 2016
Transcript:
Jimbo: I spoke to Uncle Erwin today. Rose: Is he still telling you how to run your life? Jimbo: He reminded me that he is the head of his household. He values the opinions of Aunt Emma and my cousins... But he has the final word on all family matters! Rose: I hope you told him that we do things a little differently around here. Jimbo: Well...his system must be working! He's in charge and nobody seems to be complaining! Rose: Perhaps you'd enjoy a taste of Uncle Erwin's life! Jimbo: I forgot that Uncle Erwin eats most of his meals alone on the porch!
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She handed him her panties.
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