Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 19, 2012

  1. Robot drawing
    robolt  almost 13 years ago

    Able to leap tall buildings and cranky DI’s in a single bound.

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  2. Grog poop
    GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    A lot higher than you’d have thought possible.

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  3. Black lion
    PICTO  almost 13 years ago

    ALRIGHT MAGGOT! DROP AND GIVE ME 20,000.

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  4. Erroll for ror
    celeconecca  almost 13 years ago

    For some reason, this just reminded me of when the sarge discovered Bugs Bunny was a rabbit, not a human.

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    athomas917  almost 13 years ago

    Superman Trivia: Clark Kent did try to enlist in the army but failed the eye test and rated 4F. He mistakenly used his x ray vision and read from the eye chart in the next office.

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  6. Jumping spider 12 by macrojunkie
    lancemay  almost 13 years ago

    gravitationally unchallenged

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    iced tea  almost 13 years ago

    Hope the boot camp has phone booths.

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  8. Robot drawing
    robolt  almost 13 years ago

    …and, I can see right through you, Sarge.

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