Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 15, 2013

Pssst…the tooth fairy is a lousy tipper…

Today’s Special: Great Pumpkin Soup.

I was in that place once… I saw Elvis, Jim Morrison, Tupac, and Biggie. I took a lot of pictures, and would have been able to prove it was true, but unfortunately Sasquatch stole the camera.

Now in twenty-eight years of eating hamburgersI ain’t never run into no MartianNot at 2:30 in the morning and certainlyNot at a fine scarfing establishment like Eat

That’s probably where honest politicians go to shake hands with potential voters when they are on the campaign trail.

Don’t tell us, tell Washington!

Don’t order the surf and turf unless you like Loch Ness.

With thanks to Robert A. Heinlein. When the Easter bunny and Santa drop in it may stop being true, but not before.

http://www.basketcasecomix.com/2008/12/09/lunch/