Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 26, 2013

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    Aussie Down Under  over 11 years ago

    “Oils” well that ends well. You couldn’t hold a match to Scarecrow in comparison to Tin Man.

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    jack fairbanks  over 11 years ago

    hay! when you bailed on me that was the last straw! besides compared to you he’s a tin…

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    unnormal  over 11 years ago

    Well, at least the Tin guy won’t have to suffer from a broken heart when she leaves HIM.

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    emptc12  over 11 years ago

    From an old “Barbarella” cartoon:.Barbarella: “That was … excellent.”Robot: “Thank you. I’ve often thought my movements are rather mechanical.”.Something like that. Read it about 40 years ago.

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    blackman2732  over 11 years ago

    ♪ Hit the yellow brick road jack and don’t cha come back no more ♫

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    Hardhar  over 11 years ago

    My goodness, halvin, do we have to do all of your homework?Straw is an agricultural by-product, the dry stalks of cereal plants, after the grain and chaff have been removed. Straw makes up about half of the yield of cereal crops such as barley, oats, rice, rye and wheat. It has many uses, including fuel, livestock bedding and fodder, thatching and basket-making. It is usually gathered and stored in a straw bale, which is a bundle of straw tightly bound with twine or wire. Bales may be square, rectangular, or round, depending on the type of baler used.

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    Digital Frog  over 11 years ago

    Is this just another strawman argument?

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    xpurplezebra  over 11 years ago

    She just likes more hard times

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    J Short  over 11 years ago

    Straw soft. Tin hard. Case closed.

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    mkahn  over 11 years ago

    The blonde wanted to be with someone with less brains than she had…

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Bet she never took a straw poll. wink wink know what I mean.

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    flyintheweb  over 11 years ago

    she always liked a man with buns of steel….

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