Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 01, 2015

Anyone we know?

I think there are a lot more than one goose down.

Of course it is goose down, you can’t get down from an elephant.

She’s beginning to seriously question his moral fiber.

The air is extra crispy?

How do you get down off an elephant. You don’t! you get down off a duck (or goose)!

Hey, hey, yeah, what you gonna do? You wanna get down?Tell me, what you gonna do? Do you wanna get down?What you gonna do? You wanna get down?(Get your back up off the wall, dance, come on)(Get your back up off the wall, dance, come on)Come on and(Get down on it, get down on it)(Get down on it, get down on it) …-Kool and the Gang

I had no eider it was such a touchy point.

I thought you got down from black hawks.