Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 01, 2016

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    Brian Fink  over 8 years ago

    It’ll hurt more when Fat Broad from B.C. finds out you ate her ice cream!

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    streetbeater  over 8 years ago

    If it’s a triple scoop what’s in the fourth lump?

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    DessaLu  over 8 years ago

    I left my ice cream unattended for a minute while I answered the door. My dachshund, Molly, saw her chance and took it. I found her on my bed, shaking like crazy. She had sucked it all down in seconds, and had massive brain freeze. Sadly for me, it did not stop her from stealing my food.

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