Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 31, 2018

There must be a cure.

Smart pig! It’s a pity there’s not a donkey in the raft saying that, ‘cause then he’d be a smart _ _ _!

Speaking of Saturday morning cartoons.

The severe health risk of consuming undercooked pork pales in comparison to starving to death. There is a cure for the former, but not the latter.

But undercooked long pig is fine.

The only trick-he-knows-is the health threat. But it won’t work once hunger bacons.

I thought Richad Parker was a tiger?

I think it pales in comparison to the risk of using a sharp knife in an inflatable raft.

It’s more likely the pig will eat him.

But let them hit a deserted island, and that pig is ROAST!!!

Um bacon!