Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 07, 2018

  1. Olive oyl phooey
    Sir Ruddy Blighter  about 6 years ago

    “Lady, if I could hold, I wouldn’t need to call you!”

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  2. Rustfungus2a
    Cerabooge  about 6 years ago

    It also works if she’s just going on a coffee break. But that would be mean.

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  3. Willy wonka factory
    dsom8  about 6 years ago

    I once visited a urology office that had a small water fountain in the corner. Ironically, they claimed it was not for therapeutic reasons.

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  4. Facepalm bear 2
    Lablubber   about 6 years ago

    I once had to submit a UA for some lab tests my doctor ordered. I went to the nearest lab location and went and did the deed. When I opened the little door to the compartment to leave the sample, I found an old “Closer To Home” cartoon taped to the inside of the door. It showed a group of medical personnel gathered around a phone laughing. The woman answering was saying, “Urology clinic. Can you hold?”

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  5. Facepalm bear 2
    Lablubber   about 6 years ago

    She shouldn’t have left the water running.

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