Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 04, 2019

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    Casey Jones  almost 6 years ago

    Proof that Acme products have always been defective.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    “We’re gonna need another Timmy!”

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    enigmamz  almost 6 years ago

    Lawyer for Acme: “It would have worked if you had followed the directions properly”

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    eegriff Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Next time, use the pointy end.

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    Diat60  almost 6 years ago

    Big pay, short hours.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    I could use a little extra spending money – what is the starting rate? Life insurance benefits?

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    heathcliff2  almost 6 years ago

    Money doesn’t always help a tester. Perhaps a blind or a ledge would have been more helpful.

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    heathcliff2  almost 6 years ago

    Most if not all tactics of evasion up to that time probably wouldn’t have helped. With a skull like that he had probably seen most of them.

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    Lablubber   almost 6 years ago

    Might just as well have used fresh fruit instead of a pointed stick.

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    Peam Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Meeting made in heaven: “Crash test dummy seeks overtime!” Synchronicity in action.

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    TIMH  almost 6 years ago

    Next, invent the atalatl.

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