Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 07, 2019

They must be wondering if his nose is the only thing that he extend.

It seems the humans can see all they need to see to know all they need to know.

“We bring greetings from the planet Pinocchio.”

Nasal contention

It might have gone differently if you hadn’t introduced yourself as Pinnochio.

Hmm. Looks like that nose needs more seasoning.

Friendship is an alien concept these days?

Interesting to note that, as always, it’s back-country yokels who have the close encounters. Never a college professor or a newspaper editor (for example), although many of them live out in the country and drive around at night.

Jiminy Cricket!

On the other hand, he has a good shot at getting a job at the White House.

They just misunderstood your extended nose as arousal.

It’s not that, we just aren’t allowing aliens into the country right now.

These humans have long noses by human standards.

Did you remember to say “I am not a crook!”?

Pinnochi-Doh!