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Rubes

By Leigh Rubin

Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 28, 2019

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    Ah, memories of the Rain Gutter Regatta in Cub Scouts!

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    meg_grif  over 5 years ago

    They’re wasting their breath.

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    Hardhar  over 5 years ago

    Thar she blows!

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    wldhrsy2luv  over 5 years ago

    There aren’t any bloomers, either.

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    Oh just use your thick sculls!

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    Are you shore? This looks like a reely bad way to sail!

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    Trying to to move a boat by sucking a binky? Tell me this is knot happening!

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    Go faster, oar else….!

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    Oh the unnecessary hardship!

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    tbubble  over 5 years ago

    This really blows.

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    ptnjbrown  over 5 years ago

    Yep, and the beans-for-meals experiment just stunk.

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    bobpeters61  over 5 years ago

    They need the Big Bad Wolf on their crew.

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    KEA  over 5 years ago

    need I point out that wouldn’t work?

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Day ain’t oars. Days me mudder and me sister.

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    chromosome Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Those guys would make great tuba players.

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    El Cobbo Grande  over 5 years ago

    Oars durves ?

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    Bill The Nuke  over 5 years ago

    Only in comic physics.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    ♪ Blow, blow, blow your boat…♪

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    Lablubber   over 5 years ago

    Disease is rampant on that boat. It’s an ill wind.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Their job blows in oh so many ways.

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    What a bunch of blowhards.

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    jonlaw  over 5 years ago

    That was oarable!

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    Phil (full phname Philip Philop)  over 5 years ago

    Newton’s first law

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    cwg  over 5 years ago

    Oh look, a bunch of blowhards.

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