Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 23, 2019

S.O.P.

Just keep your nose off the tail of the plane in front of you.

But they’re all doomed if he starts wagging the plane’s tail.

And don’t you get distracted by flying squirrels, pilot!

Strange. Rubes won’t show up on Arcamax and there’s no colouring here.

Airedales

You could’ve used humans instead and this would still make sense and be ironically funny!

Normal procedure on this side of the fence to ensure there are no moose on the runway. Then you cross your fingers on that last run and pray that a moose does not show up.

Stacked up at O’Hare.

If there’s an emergency and they have to dump fuel, do they lift a wing to do it?

I remember waiting in New York for a plane arriving from Baltimore, and after being forced to circle too long in the holding pattern, it was diverted to Baltimore for refueling.

Be sure to lower your landing gear before you do the downward-facing dog.

That explains it. The pilots must have dogs in some of the planes I’ve flown in.

Hope they don’t caught in a dog-fight on the way in.

made me giggle out loud – circle a few times hahaha