Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 29, 2019

I’ll bet they’re not even wearing clean underwear.

The one with a blue shirt should have a red belt.

Did they leave their front doors open? ARE THEY TRYING TO AIR CONDITION THE WHOLE OUTSIDE???

My guess is that they all want to cut the tape at the finish line. However, there are at least 3 shoes that have laces untied. Can’t see them getting to the end. :)

Are they wearing clean underwear?

How do you determine the winner.. first one to take an eye out or both.. point for taking out the eye of your mate?

Thank goodness the “always wear clean underwear” lecture wasn’t visually depicted.

And the winner is awarded a strange dog to pet.

Two of the runners appear to be sharing a lane.

Underwear check!

Fine! You go race with your friends. I’ll stay here at home and call the funeral director.

Bunch of rookies. I’m going to wait for the one eyed professionals.

is it just me or is it getting a pain to watch cartoons in the morning. Are they hosting this web site in a cell phone? is anybody else having trouble loading these web pages or is it just me

I don’t think their Mamas would approve.

“I can’t say he’s so dumb he runs with scissors because he’s so dumb nobody will let him have scissors.