Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 03, 2020

“In MY day, we made our OWN dungballs!!!”

Le Poo sounds like a real classy place.

What a bunch of s—-!

I’ve been in places like that, and wonder where’s the Board of Health when you need it!!

Dungballs like Mom used to roll.

Cattle dungballs? Enuff said.

Considering his tastes, he’s a bit picky.

Don’t mock him! That’s Sisyphus the Dung Beetle. Just imagine HIS day…

(Singing) -Do your dung balls lose their flavor on the bedpost overnight?

Does it come with fecal fries?

And a rotten apple pie for dessert.

Oh just order the #2 already . . .

Ordure order

Cows aren’t sheep or goats. What comes as excrement isn’t ever in “ball” form

The adults dung beetles do not eat the dung balls. They lay their eggs in them and the hatchling then eats it. Still not a pleasant thought for us.

No matter what he orders it will be a crappy meal.

I think you’re confusing them with our Cow Pies.

Imagine somehow there’s an animal out there that considers as a delicacy a big pile of……

And the restaurant plays scat music for ambience.

The daily special must involve a “fecal import” from a far away country, rarely seen in this area.

that’s some good s*t man!

Good question.

You are what you… oh never mind.

Reminds me of the same cartoon, but it’s a witch inquiring about the kids…