Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 14, 2020

David Paulides goes camping.

Leave no trace of what, mommy?

Goldilocks on planet Opposite?

They are bean filled and in their own wrappers.. we’ll call them burritos!

Take only pictures, leave only maulprints.

there will be a recorded video made by somebody with shaky hands that will take everything but the bears, and only at the end of the video there will appear some bear fangs; though it will be too blurry to tell for sure what it was

I thought it was hang one in a tree for later.

Check for those bells in the Bear Scat, LOL!

More like, “ Leave no evidence”.

Kudos – very earth friendly.

If you leave no trace you can’t be hunted.

Covered dish gathering.

What about what you leave in your scat.

Never had this problem as my girlfriend said “let’s go sleep in the tent in my backyard”. Well I went out and there was a spider in there and then another and other crawling things. I got up and told her I am going back inside and upstairs to your room and sleeping in the bed. Have a wonderful night. She stayed and I left and never slept outside in a tent again.