Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 03, 2020

Department of Redundancy Department

I like Darren Bell’s “How may I hinder you?”

Oh we’ve got a lot of those departments.

“Vunce za rockets go up who cares vhere zey come down. Zats not my department says Verner von Braun.” Tom Lehrer.

Ah yes just like when I call my bank….

Also known as the U.S. Senate.

It’s a full-time job.

Must be a government job.

Then he got a call from his arch nemesis. Jewish Mother.

It’s a highly specialized department, that knows everything they’re not.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

“You did help me”.

“ No, I didn’t”

“ Yes, you DID”

“ Didn’t”

“Did”

Please allow me to connect you to the correct department……..bzzzzzzzzzzz