How to tell what kind of bear has you treed: if it climbs the tree and eats you, it is a black bear, if it knocks the tree down and eats you, it’s a grizzly bear.
The guy in the tree is praying, Oh Lord, hear my pleas and turn this bear into a christian! Then the bear kneels and intones, Lord, we thank thee for this bounty we are about to receive.
allen@home about 4 years ago
That is so thoughtful of you. I’ll pass however.
oldpine52 about 4 years ago
How to tell what kind of bear has you treed: if it climbs the tree and eats you, it is a black bear, if it knocks the tree down and eats you, it’s a grizzly bear.
Concretionist about 4 years ago
Bad enough to be treed by a bear. But a SALES bear? Oh the awfulness!
I Mad Am I about 4 years ago
“…In Your MEMORY…” Why not just ask him to dig his own grave? Or in this case… cesspool!
mikeyman about 4 years ago
You’re in Wiley’s lane.
geese28 about 4 years ago
Don’t know what’s worse. Being eaten by the bear or potentially having my PayPal account being abused by the bear
Skeptical Meg about 4 years ago
Alas! Treed by Snarkey the Bear.
PO' DAWG about 4 years ago
Hey! How come you have a Russian accent?
JAY REIDER Premium Member about 4 years ago
I guess those bells didn’t work again!
robolt about 4 years ago
Tree mugger
Lablubber about 4 years ago
The guy in the tree is praying, Oh Lord, hear my pleas and turn this bear into a christian! Then the bear kneels and intones, Lord, we thank thee for this bounty we are about to receive.
stillfickled Premium Member about 4 years ago
Just rub your butt on me and be on your way.
Gent about 4 years ago
Don’t worry about me, folks. I’m only after your food.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 4 years ago
Look! An evolved Wiley Bear!
christopher.w.owen about 4 years ago
Gone are the days of bears scratching their butts on the trees.