Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 21, 2021

She’ll get board with him soon enough.

Cartoon surfboards have a high likelihood of having big bites taken out of them by sharks.

Size matters.

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Don’t let the sun go down on me

(Don’t let the sun)

Although I search myself, it’s always someone else I see

I’d just allow a fragment of your life to wander free

(Don’t let the sun)

But losing everything is like the sun going down on me

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The fickle ones always skate away.

He’s new wave

Don’t worry you can skate circles around him.

That, my friend, is the rare and deadly “surfboard” shark. Your little friend should run.

Skater chicks. Am I right?

She ’ll be back, they are cleaning up the encampments at Venice Beach.

That no good son of a beach.

Don’t have a cow…abunga.

He was a skater dude…she said “see you later dude”… (any tunes pop into your head?)

bigger

I guess that’s just how she rolls.

It will never work out. She needs land, he needs water. End of story.

surfs him right…

It was the big skeg