Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 12, 2022

“The lion’s share” ain’t what it used to be.

I’m sticking my neck out, but this sounds like a tall tale.

“…and we used to chase em girraffes uphill both ways too. That’s a truth, boy. Ain’t no lion here.”

must have been one big warthog

whipper snappers……

And you’re grandpa used to eat a whole elephant!

Just be glad you’re a cartoon lion. A real one your age would have been killed off by a younger male some time ago, or at least kicked out of the pride.

WAKE UP! Quit lining around on the job

Perhaps warthogs have more fat/calories?

Mil-LION-nials these days…

♫ The lion sleeps tonight ♫

Walk down the hill don’t run down the hill.

He’s disseminating misinformation across staid lions! Isn’t that illegal?