Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 15, 2022

The bears bristled at that.

They’ll really be mad when they find out she used all of their toilet paper. The single ply, the 2-ply, and the 3-ply. All of it. Gone! Hoarding it through the pandemic didn’t pay off like they thought it would. She’s a baaaad girl!

If they’re out of TP, those Charmin bears may of had an encounter with her!!!

GOLDILOCKS YOU EEVIL FIEND!

That was the moment when the three bears decided it’s time to brush her off

Did they have three toilets?

What was it? Were the bristles “too hard”, “too soft”. and “just right”?

Or was their toothpaste “too minty”, “too plain”, and just right"?

Ewwwww!

Ugh wonder how she handled the bath towels

This justifies the only appropriate ending to this story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPu73MfXhBY

I just wish I could be as happy about anything as those bears in the commercial are about wiping their butt.

If they show used floss sticks I’m quitting this cartoon!

At least her breath will be nice.

Always floss after eating little blond girls.

I can’t bear to think about it anymore