For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park until one day, an angel came down from heaven. “You’ve been such exemplary statues,” the angel said, “that I’m going to give you a special gift. I’m going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, during which time you can do anything you want.” And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life. The two approached each other a bit shyly and dashed for the bushes, from whence there came a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes with wide grins on their faces. “You still have fifteen more minutes,” said the angel, winking at them. Grinning even more broadly, the female statue turned to the male statue and said, “Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I’ll sh1t on it’s head!”
Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago
Proud poopa.
C over 1 year ago
The Grand High Poopah is proud of his daughter
Botulism Bob over 1 year ago
It was a park defecation ceremony…….
geese28 over 1 year ago
“It was a real $&@“show, Pop.”
mapguy over 1 year ago
Mother is a stool pigeon about pigeon stool.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
You dung good, Kid. You really dung good.
Stephen Gilberg over 1 year ago
Whatcha guano do now?
zenyattafan over 1 year ago
What else were pigeons put on earth for?
Lablubber over 1 year ago
Digital Frog over 1 year ago
Wonder what the statue of limitations is on his actions.