Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 02, 2023

And here I thought it was Covid hysteria that took away all the TP!

Eh nothing extravagant about wishing constipation away.

Can you spare a square?

Well he’s sh¡t out of luck!

Tissue issue

No, it wasn’t.

Always check the paper before you start your pooping.

Sometimes the best wishes are the simplest.

“I wish for a turkey sandwich. On rye bread…”

In the original stories, the genies were imprisoned to either give as many wishes as the holder desired or only until freed and then were free to do what they pleased including kill the one holding the lamp.

The poor guy bought the Allen lamp, not the correct Aladdin model!!!!

It’s the roll of a lifetime.

Wait ‘til he realizes that he brought Grandma’s old teapot instead of the magic lamp.