Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 16, 2023

Either that bird will give the wake-up call or it’s the complimentary breakfast. If it’s a hen, maybe it will lay an egg (sadly only one a day).

Nah – KFC will call by 4AM

His wake up calls are something to crow about.

If it consists of eggs and bacon….that’s one psycho rooster

don’t be a chicken, speak up!

breakfast will be nothing to crow about.

I have to warn you, I’ll be in a fowl mood in the morning.

Would you like an egg for breakfast?

He’ll probably hit the cocktail bar.

Chickens do like eating eggs. I’ve eggs to my chickens and they enjoy them.