Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 10, 2024

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    Superfrog  10 months ago

    There are too many strings attached.

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    eromlig  10 months ago

    Mario? Mario Puzo? Is that you up there?

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    Gent  10 months ago

    It as if an occult hand was reached down from above and pulled the strings of puppets below.

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    The Orange Mailman  10 months ago

    The longer nose suggests Pinocchio but these are none of the themes of that book.

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    markkahler52  10 months ago

    Door Slam! Broken nose!

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    ladykat  10 months ago

    If his nose still grows every time he tells a lie, this should prove to be interesting.

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    geese28  10 months ago

    Just watch his nose grow

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    uniquename  10 months ago

    Godpetto?

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    b.john71  10 months ago

    Barrack, is that you up there?

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    ArtyD2 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Not strings, noodles! May the Flying Spaghetti Monster watch over you and bring you peace. Ramen

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    perryed  10 months ago

    Everybody has somebody or something pulling their strings.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 10 months ago

    The strings of religion are the equivalent of a noose.

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    Lablubber   10 months ago

    No way. Your prophet is cricket.

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    MikeJanus Premium Member 10 months ago

    If she agrees, how does he get into the house?

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    TIMH  10 months ago

    Oh no, not another Geppetto’s Witness!

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    Stephen Gilberg  10 months ago

    “We’re all puppets. I’m just a puppet who can see the strings.” —Dr. Manhattan, curiously for an atheist

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