Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 24, 2024

Stick with Don’t Fear The Reaper, Gone Too Soon, Die Young.

The man with the scythe he comes for you, There’s not a lot that you can do, Don’t worry…….

I don’t get it again. Evidently the personified Death is playing guitar solo on stage for a small audience, and probably singing, but why is this happening?

He was killing it. … Now it seems to be killing him.

He really hates, “Forever Young”.

Don’t Pay the Ferryman, Sympathy for the Devil.

Sick puppies: one of us is going down

These songs go against his grain……

“Strumming my pain with his fingers; Singing my life with his words; Killing me softly with his song, Killing me softly with his song.”

He’d rather play songs by The Grateful Dead.

F R E E B I R D !!!!!!!!!

Gotta Get a Message to You

By the time he’s done the audience will all be deadheads.

Stairway To Heaven

Can’t play death metal on an acoustic guitar.

how ’bout Oh Death?…(by Ralph Stanley??)

Sorry I found on the list